Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.

Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Date Bail

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.

I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail

by Quilly The Porcupine May 27, 2009

Fluffed Up

Getting high

I got so fluffed up last night after smoking that weed

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Cement Beehive

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity

As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive

by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009