Queefmaster 's definitions

Lizard Wrestle

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.

That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.

by Queefmaster February 24, 2020

meecro-wah-vey

The correct pronunciation of Microwave. Everyone is a fool for saying it differently.

What have you got for dinner tonight? Oh, just a micro-wah-vey meal.

Did you know that Wetherspoons uses meecro-wah-veys?

by Queefmaster December 9, 2020

Queef

you fart out of ur fucking pussy!

I queefed in my friends mouth

by QueefMaster March 3, 2003