Definitions by Queefmaster

meecro-wah-vey 

The correct pronunciation of Microwave. Everyone is a fool for saying it differently.

What have you got for dinner tonight? Oh, just a micro-wah-vey meal.

Did you know that Wetherspoons uses meecro-wah-veys?

meecro-wah-vey by Queefmaster December 9, 2020

Lizard Wrestle 

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.

That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.

Lizard Wrestle by Queefmaster February 24, 2020

Queef 

you fart out of ur fucking pussy!

I queefed in my friends mouth

Queef by QueefMaster March 3, 2003