𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob

An entity that will call you and make you pick up the phone, baby. Yeaaaah. He knows you are home, baby. Yeaaah. He’s a block of cheese that turns into a block of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 by night. Good riddance, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob. If 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob calls you, don’t pick up the phone, baby.

Man 1: Who’s calling me at this hour?
Man 1: Oh hell nah!
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob: Hey, it’s 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob. Why aren’t you picking up my calls? 👅

by Quandale deringle September 16, 2024

Jamboree

That one “My singing monsters song that sounds better than Taylor Swift.

Guy 1: Holy crap…
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I unlocked jamboree! 😭🙏
Guy2: Sweet baby Jesus….

by Quandale deringle September 16, 2024

UNC

A super old human that is known for not understanding other generation’s languages.

Human numero uno: What the sigma? My gyatt finna start bussin! 😭🙏

Old hag that’s rotting at the moment: What are you saying?

Human Numero Uno: Dadebeto 🤣🙏 Unc finna start bussin! 💀

by Quandale deringle September 16, 2024