Factotam

Factotam: A employee who tries to fuck everybody at work.
Guy: Good morning.

Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: are you mad because i finish early?

Girl: No. You didn't even make it in there.

Guy: "thinking out load" All three girls said the same thing. They all hate me.... factotam. O well back to work ladies.
by Quail eggs! July 25, 2025
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Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.
Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025
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