Norman's a dick:
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: are you mad because i finish early?
Girl: No. You didn't even make it in there.
Guy: "thinking out load" All three girls said the same thing. They all hate me.... factotam. O well back to work ladies.
Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: are you mad because i finish early?
Girl: No. You didn't even make it in there.
Guy: "thinking out load" All three girls said the same thing. They all hate me.... factotam. O well back to work ladies.
by Quail eggs! July 25, 2025
