by Quack Quack May 27, 2005
An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)
Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
by Quack Quack May 20, 2006