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Nerd: ,a;,oqpejyukfixgdbchmrtwlnv/sz=-?
Me: B R U H

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How….. did you think of this. Someone this bored could use their boredom to create and destroy 20 universes. I warn you. STOP. STOP. PLEASE, I AM BEANING SEERIOUS
You: hmmmmmm ah , yes qpwoeidjcnxmsklazxvbfhruytg.
Everyone: *confusion in sign language*
Blind kid: wtf man
deaf kid: *insert scream in sign language here*

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How do I describe you? Bored seems underestimating, more like sleepyish-bored yeah idk.
Office dude: I’m bored, tell me some QWERTY combinations.
Office guy (see da difference) : do qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Science man: pffffff just do qpalzmxncbvgfhdjskwoeiruty
Everybody: I DONT KNOW

meh: do bvncmxzgfhdjskaltyrueiwowpq

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wow. I did not expect anyone to be as bored as me.
Boss: where's the work?!?
You:Ummmmmmm.,.....
Boss:Ok, now what in the world does opklnmyughvbrtdfxcqwaszx mean?\
You: I'M JUST BORED.
Boss: you need a therapist.

Vroooooooooooom neeeegrooooooooo, oooooo 

Vroooooooooooom neeeegrooooooooo, oooooo. What a happy ending.
A Search engine that turns your searches of cats to a tree the 45th time.
Dude 1: Hey Bro try this search engine called Ecosia
Dude 2: I tried! It’s great!
When you lost F on your keyboard and try to say funny but you end up with unny8i
I cleaned my keyboard and lost a key.
F
This is not unny.