Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.

Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.

by Pussy burp October 19, 2020

Bloated ballsack

When you have not ejaculated in a year

Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.

by Pussy burp September 15, 2020

lynch bulge

A small downward hooked semi soft boner

Hey what’s in your pants? It looks hurt.

Oh nothing, that’s just my Lynch Bulge

by Pussy burp May 22, 2020