Peub

The things you're ex pulls out of their mouth after a long akward period of eye contact. Croch forest and or lap beards.

Thanks for the peub's asshole, now
I can build an ark with your croch Forest.

by Purple snizz licker February 13, 2019

bingbongs

The things you dont have to pay a dead hooker because her rotten snatch couldn't spend them anyway.

I saved all my bingbongs up to buy new kittens for my water balloon launcher.

by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019

poopy mcjergonson

When you have to poopreally bad, but the septic system is backed up so you have to poop in a bag.

This morning I had to take a poopy mcjergonson because the toilet was clogged.

by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019