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Definitions by Purple Jon

disordar 

The intuitive ability to detect personality disorders among people one has just met or seen on tv. Similar to the way "gaydar" is used to detect members of the LGBTQ community who might or might not be "out".
A: "It turned out that guy I was dating has narcissistic personality disorder."
B: "Yeah, he totally set off my disordar. I tried to warn you."
disordar by Purple Jon December 17, 2017

Mixed Fruit Bowl 

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.
Mixed Fruit Bowl by Purple Jon December 20, 2010