brucehawk

The worlds biggest simp

Did you know that Brucehawk tried to simp for my mom!!

by Purple alien May 15, 2020

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien January 26, 2012