Definitions by Pundit and Pimp

Skumpachino 

Coffee and semen.

Waitress: "He never tips"
Barista: "That's ok, he just got a skumpachino..."
Waitress: "WTF?"
Barista: "I took his cup to the back, and pumped in some skump. He got the tip this time!"

Skumpachino by Pundit and Pimp November 9, 2014

Tippuh 

The head of the penis.

Tippuh my dikkkkk nigga!

Tippuh by Pundit and Pimp November 9, 2014