Definitions by Puffwagon

Hyshums 

We all know little kids come up with some funny words when they're learning to talk. When a 2yo asks for ice-cream they sometimes say hyshum.

Shall we have some hyshums for desert kids?

Hyshums by Puffwagon March 7, 2023

Gumbiment 

The embodiment of Gumby.

Alternatively slang for "government".

Man is that guy the gumbiment?

Gumbiment by Puffwagon September 24, 2020

Deep Cheeks 

When your booty grows from consistent squatting and deadlifting in the gym effectively giving you a deeper ass crack.

Pick a workout program and join club deep cheeks.

Deep Cheeks by Puffwagon November 14, 2017