Definitions by Pudd of Rudd

Montrose Mudflap

When a woman’s pussy lips are so loose they hang down over their anus, preventing shit from going directly into the toilet.

Only one thing could’ve caused that much feces to be on the tank of that toilet, a Montrose mudflap!

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A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.

Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.

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