Public Pretender's definitions

Soldati

A "Soldati" is when a person sticks his finger up his butt before he wet willys someone.

Zach Soldati'd Brad, I can smell the shit from here.

by Public Pretender August 29, 2018

Blake

To try something in extreme sports/action sports and fail miserably.

I tried paddling out into double overhead waves at the Strand and got totally blaked.

by Public Pretender July 7, 2011