Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.
The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.
by Pub O'Brien May 24, 2005
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paste-eater

Someone refined in the art of inserting his/her finger in the nostril and munching on the contents.
Ralph Wiggim is such a paste-eater.
by Pub O'Brien May 24, 2005
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