Definitions by Pub O'Brien

paste-eater 

Someone refined in the art of inserting his/her finger in the nostril and munching on the contents.

Ralph Wiggim is such a paste-eater.

paste-eater by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005

Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

Shallow Water Navy by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005