Sliver Tootsie

A fragile noodle of condensed poop accumulated in the urethra of a male from hours of strenuous anal sex. Extraction of a sliver tootsie can be difficult at times when corn or a loose nut block the fecal matter from escaping the penis.
I was banging her in the butt when I ejaculated and nothing came out. After another round of her sucking my cock, there was just a SLIVER TOOTSIE blocking the jizz. Luckily i didn't have Corn Tip.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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lemming

Animal for which the non-existant Lemming Virus was named. Symptoms of this virus that isn't recognized by any medical textbook no matter how old or new include:
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure
You have recieved the LEMMING Virus. MUST BURROW MUST BURROW MUST BURROW
by Psylence February 09, 2004
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