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A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure
by Psylence February 9, 2004
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