Definitions by Protector of obese children
McChildMolester
A mcdouble topped with ice cream, Mcflurry candies, a cherry. Used to lure children off the streets in spite of it's horrendous taste. Cost about $2.50.
Mcdonalds employee: I just sold 5 mcChildMolesters to that guy in the trenchcoat.
Other employee: damn that's 5 more obese children gone missing.
Other employee: damn that's 5 more obese children gone missing.
McChildMolester by Protector of obese children July 30, 2011