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Property Administration

A high-stakes survival sport where emotionally drained, caffeine-addicted humans spend their days herding confused residents, soothing angry trustees, decoding emails written in hieroglyphics, and performing miracles that go entirely unnoticed.

Property Administration is a field populated by exhausted individuals who have developed Stockholm Syndrome toward their estates — deeply attached to the very people who drain their souls, and somehow still showing up every morning like: “Yes please, I’d love more chaos!”

These brave administrators run purely on three things:
☕ Caffeine (the lifeblood),
🔥 Adrenaline

by Property Administration December 1, 2025