Definitions by Professor Shemp
Pinto and Rufus
Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.
"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."
"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"
"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."
"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"
"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."
Pinto and Rufus by Professor Shemp March 27, 2017
Shemping
masturbating in a comical way.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013