Professor H. S. Thompson 's definitions

TDS

Trump Dick Suckers are characterized by their unwavering loyalty and eagerness to please trump, often prioritizing his desires over their own. They are typically found wearing MAGA hats, always ready to suck, regardless of context or appropriateness.

“He was suffering from a sever case of TDS, and was unable to attract any women.”

by Professor H. S. Thompson October 9, 2025

Trumpertantrum

Noun.
An unhinged outburst on Twitter; usually done by an angry sophomoric child, or old dementia ridden President.

He was so upset over his recent criminal investigation he threw a Trumpertantrum.

by Professor H. S. Thompson June 16, 2017