Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Professor Ballfart

Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

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The woman reaches towards her pancake to take a bite.
"Oh my joodness! This is no pancake, it is a plat!"

Plat: "qjack"

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When your dumbass school administrators block shit like Coolmathgames, online proxies, and more than half the music you listen to.

A: Godammit, they blockcocked CroxyProxy!
B: Why are you still using a Chromebook you twiddled shitfrog
A: ...a what?

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