Definitions by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth

hippocrite 

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

hippocrite by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005

Transmougrifiazna 

A small independent country in southeastern Russia. Became independent of Russia in 1910 when it was liberated by the Armenian liberation forces. Commonly mistaken for Transylvania, Transmougrifiazna is a little known country that mostly makes it money through tourism and ice fishing.

We visited Transmougrifiazna last summer when we went on a tour. That Transmougrifiaznan girl I met at camp was extremely friendly.

Transmougrifiazna by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 2, 2005