Prof. Goldman's definitions

Micheal Jackson

A common misspelling of Michael Jackson.

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

Pep rally

A loud, idiotic event that is held to make members of a school team feel special about themselves when in truth they are no more important than any other student. They are an attempt at forcibly getting sane students (who are considered emos) to show school spirit, and are only enjoyed by idiotic students, which is generally most of the school.

I felt like shooting myself at the pep rally.

by Prof. Goldman February 18, 2010