Definitions by Prof Dr. Ambipenstrous

Ambipenstrous 

The ability for a male to hold his prized piece in either trouser leg.

Friend: Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.

Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!

Ambipenstrous by Prof Dr. Ambipenstrous October 16, 2012