1 definition by Procrasterbator

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A former opioid addict who now thinks he's a hardcore badass, binge watches Fox News and all things Trump while giving his lame conservative babble to anyone who will listen.
My dopioid boyfriend has the remote control again, so I guess I'll just play Candy Crush and listen to another audiobook while he shouts at the TV.
by Procrasterbator November 09, 2018

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