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Bird

A form of dinosaur that flies around and eats small rodents and other dinosaurs. These dinosaurs can come in many sizes, some having wingspans as big as your unnaturally tall uncle ted. Birds stab everything smaller than them and feast on their gore.
Person 1: "OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A FLYING DINOSAUR!"
Person 2: "Birds aren't dinosaurs"
Person 1 "BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS LOOK IT UP NOW GET IN DINOSAUR SHELTER!!!"
by Probably not a serial killer November 10, 2017
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Namaste

Fuck you, I have anxiety.
Jim: Hey, you need to stop looking at your phone every once in a-
Todd: Namaste.
Jim: You can't jus-
Todd: Namaste! NAMASTE!
by Probably not a serial killer November 29, 2018
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