Private Wetness's definitions

ZOOMG

To OMG fast, zoom fast.

HEY GUYS THERE WAS THIS UFO AND I TOTALLY- LOOK, OVER THERE ZOOMG

by Private Wetness January 15, 2010

Dog Guitar

To air guitar- but replacing the air with a dog, preferably a smaller one you can pick up and hold in the general position of a guitar, like a toy poodle.

Tom: I LOVE THIS SOLO bewbewbew where's my -DOG GUITAR-
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....

by Private Wetness May 1, 2010