Definitions by Private Joe Snuffy

Chisholm

The type of guy who edits his own Urban Dictionary definition to make himself seem cool to a bunch of freshman...

"Hey Elliott, go look me up on urban dictionary. Go ahead, do." - A real Chisholm

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The kid with the biggest dick in the room. A real toro.

"Did you see that Private Joe Snuffy?, he's a real Elliott! "

"Nah man, he's no Elliott, he's just a Chisholm trying to impress some freshman."

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