2 definitions by Price & Sam

Kayak merchant

An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks

'Look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper'

by Price & Sam December 3, 2009

Gommy bosher

This is when you get a mix race mammal that likes to sleep with its own kind whilst taking it up the rear end and chewing on jungle leaves and other various objects

'Errr look at that gommy bosher over there, the soft inbred cunt'

by Price & Sam December 3, 2009