1 definition by Practiceblanket

jahnkey

masturbating huddled over yourself in a bathroom stall on the floor, and using the liquid from the pimples on your acne covered face as lubricant for your hand-to-penis contact. Can also mean humping a girls leg and licking their toes at the same time.

I think I'm gonna go pull a jahnkey if I can't get laid at this party.

by Practiceblanket March 9, 2016