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Urban Dictionary 

A wonderful source of entertainment and rude jokes

A: Dude, it's really possible to shove your fist up someone's ass? Where did you get that?
B: The Urban Dictionary.
A: Oh... I trust it, then.

Urban Dictionary by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

Horny shoes 

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

Horny shoes by Post-it mug June 18, 2016