Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

by Posh Birds Do It Best December 27, 2011

Madonna

Britains only immigrant we actually managed to get rid of.

"Who's that girl?" "That's no girl, that's Madonna"

by Posh Birds Do It Best October 10, 2009