Definitions by Portugal The Hot Pocket
Portuguese Hot Pocket
(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.
Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
Portuguese Hot Pocket by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016