Definitions by Porkys PTA

Trail snatch 

Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.

Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.

Trail snatch by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

Braille Face 

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

Braille Face by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010