Trail snatch

Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.

Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.

by Porkys PTA August 08, 2010

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 08, 2010