Definitions by Pork M8

Porkstache 

1)Bacon draped over one's face in the place of a mustache.

2)Unexplainable things that are too complex for normal class words.

1) "Holy ass! What a glorious porkstache that trucker has!"
2) "Oh, Porkstache. That's occurrence is so unfortunate."

Porkstache by Pork M8 August 31, 2010