Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pork Almighty

The Evergood

To get ones ever-good vessel wedged in a willing participants sewage canal.

Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.

Blodwen was on the rag last week but she still let me give her the Evergood treatment.

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The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

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To accidentally off oneself by doing something stupid that only white people would do.

“Chad committed caucaside when he snapped a sleeping tigers nuts with a wet towel”

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Poorly educated homosexual , who only hits on guys/gals with single syllable words.

That homosyllabic guy hitting on you can barely string a pick up line together.

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Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

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The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

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A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

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