Definitions by Popeye is rubbish

throbbing 

The collective noun for a group of penises.

Janet peeped in through the boys changing room window and was startled and aroused by the sight of a throbbing of penises.

throbbing by Popeye is rubbish February 15, 2018

Spat in the burger 

The act of applying moisture to a dry vagina

She opened her legs and I was consumed by a cloud of dust, like a sandstorm in the Sahara, so I spat in the burger. As made famous on a pinball forum

Spat in the burger by Popeye is rubbish October 17, 2016