Definitions by Pope Juicy

minglewank 

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

minglewank by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005

Fotch 

cum, jizz, harry monk, hot white coconuts shaken from the veiny love tree.

I fotched up her back and wrote my name in it.

Fotch by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005