Fotch

cum, jizz, harry monk, hot white coconuts shaken from the veiny love tree.

I fotched up her back and wrote my name in it.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005

minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005