pootie toots

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison

This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

Turtle Time

To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio.

Sorry I couldn't pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011