The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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Teacher: Hey kids! What word begins with the letter "X"?
Kids: What the fuck do you think, moron? Fucking X-Ray and Xylophone, bitch!
Kids: What the fuck do you think, moron? Fucking X-Ray and Xylophone, bitch!
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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