Definitions by Poopy McStinky

log air 

Passing gas that has been filtered through unpassed human feces.

Oh my God. That wasn't just a fart, that must have been log air!

log air by Poopy McStinky May 4, 2009

Sway Nada 

The act of tring to appear sober when in the presence of authority.

If it wasn't for my expertise in sway nada I would have a DUI right now.

Sway Nada by Poopy McStinky May 4, 2009