Poopee fingers's definitions

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

Penis

A male device used for fucking or pissing

Definition 1: "I'm gonna use my penis to fuck that dirty slut next door tomorrow"

Definition 2: "Jesus Christ I've got to take a piss! Where did I put those Justin Bieber CD's"

Definition 3: "There we go, got the peanut butter, got my penis and now it's time to find Fido"

by Poopee fingers August 22, 2018

Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018

Logan Paul

Hitler's idea of a more superior race leaving out the intelligence part

suck my balls Logan Paul!

by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018

Danielle Bregoli

A piece of shit that this generation of brain washed sheep idolize

Stupid brain washed person: "I want to be like Danielle Bregoli , Cash me outside teehee look at me I'm so funny I said the phrase!"

Me: you need to be sterilized

by Poopee fingers August 7, 2018

Alissa Violet

A backstabbing, twofaced, narcissistic fake ass, loser youtuber with a loser brainwashed fanbase. She fu**s ugly dudes for money and goes back and forth with them p*ssy flashing for theyre subs. She clickbaits people with her amazing body only to make you disappointed that you are not seeing her naked in the vlog. These ugly dudes she fucks are brothers and are called snake paul and low-man paul. Both guys think the are the shit, but are just shit. All these youtubers are shit, theyre ruining young minds.

Im Alissa violet Im a lowkey celebrity who thinks shes better than everyone else

by Poopee fingers June 21, 2018

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018