Definitions by Poon snatch

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.

Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"

Brittany Milned by Poon snatch June 2, 2013