Definitions by Pony tank 69

Burnt grits 

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.

after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.

Burnt grits by Pony tank 69 October 13, 2019

Cork punch 

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

Cork punch by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

cream n steam 

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

cream n steam by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019