Man, your old mother bent over the other day with her pee hole hanging right between her legs sagging so much that it looked like a pitbull's pussy.
by Pony tank 69 February 07, 2020
I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"
He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
by Pony tank 69 December 02, 2023
after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.
by Pony tank 69 October 14, 2019