Definitions by Ponty Thython

Acton 

An Acton (-Latin For Handlebars ) is a person who has a sexual fixation on farm animals dirt bike handlebars and even his on female relatives, (Cousins, Sister, mother,) it is a truly sad disorder. Closely related to the Grease Monkey and the Red neck. If you ever see a Acton in his wild habitat you should immediately deliver him to the nearest veterinarian.

“Hide your children dirt bikes and farm animals here comes an Acton”

Acton by Ponty Thython June 1, 2018