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When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008
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