Definitions by Poet Laureate

Turd 

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

Turd by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

Versify 

to testify through verse or poetry; to communicate an idea rhythmically, as in poetry

Roger was unskilled in everyday speech, but proficient in rhythm and rhyme. When asked his opinion, instead of responding in a common speech pattern, he would versify.

Versify by Poet Laureate January 10, 2009