Cop: "all this burning plastic aint doing the planet no favours! HA, what a joke you turned out to be, great big left wing conspiracy hoax designed to redistribute my hard earned wealth to fucking polar bears!"
Captain planet: "officer with all due respect, that's a load of frittata"
Cop: "what did you say!?"
Captain planet: "frittata! an Italian omelette with diced meat and vegetables, look it up!"
Cop: "you just watch yourself son, or ill frittata you."
Captain planet: "FRITTATA IS NOT A VERB!"
Captain planet: "officer with all due respect, that's a load of frittata"
Cop: "what did you say!?"
Captain planet: "frittata! an Italian omelette with diced meat and vegetables, look it up!"
Cop: "you just watch yourself son, or ill frittata you."
Captain planet: "FRITTATA IS NOT A VERB!"
by Poached Egg April 23, 2011