Definitions by PoOpa FoOker

Poopers block 

When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo

Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block

Poopers block by PoOpa FoOker September 7, 2015

Mobile Poo Block 

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

Mobile Poo Block by PoOpa FoOker August 10, 2015

Redneck wash 

When only using deodorant, rather than an early morning wash.

I was so late for work this morning I only had time for a redneck wash. I smelt good but I knew it wouldn't last long.

Redneck wash by PoOpa FoOker January 11, 2015