Gravipee: The action of sitting for hours without the slightest sensation of having to urinate, but once you stand up you instantly get the sudden urge that you have about six seconds to get to the bathroom before you pee yourself. Gravity+pee=Gravipee
I sat and played my guitar for two hours and once I stood up gravipee hit me and I barely made it to the bathroom in time to not pee all over myself.
by Plow horse January 22, 2017
To leave only 2 or 3 sheets of toilet paper on the role, so that the next person who sits down and starts to poop only to find that there is not enough TP to take care of business. This leaves the person and his/her ass stranded trying to figure out how to get to the hall closet for more TP with a nasty butt. We all know somebody that asstrands constantly.
My dear wife asstranded me again this morning. Since no one was home I had to walk my stinky butt out to the closet with my britches down around my ankles.
The worst asstranding I have ever been through, was at my new girlfriend's parents house. I was asstranded for more than 5 minutes trying to find something to wipe my butt with. Pretty embarrassing!
Asstrand, Asstrands, Asstranded, Asstrander, Asstranding.
The worst asstranding I have ever been through, was at my new girlfriend's parents house. I was asstranded for more than 5 minutes trying to find something to wipe my butt with. Pretty embarrassing!
Asstrand, Asstrands, Asstranded, Asstrander, Asstranding.
by Plow horse January 03, 2020